ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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