jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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