okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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