I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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