dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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