Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
