The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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