All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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