Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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