would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize