My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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