would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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