How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
