We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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