kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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