come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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