she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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