his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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