i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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