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why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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