i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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