ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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