About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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