I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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