hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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