I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
