Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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