Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize