Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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