belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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