I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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