Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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