I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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