Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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