Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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