spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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