I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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