Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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