I think i sorta joined a cult last night
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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