Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I touched a dick in church today
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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