My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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