I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I party with great urgency now.
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