just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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