i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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