she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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