Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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