This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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