And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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