i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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