We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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