Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it's like iHOP with fire
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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