Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i think my mom watched the whole time
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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