I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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