I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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