i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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