So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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