North Korea, Best Korea!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
